Thursday, October 1, 2009

Retail therapy!

hello ladies(i assume only the women will take interest in this particular post)!!
:D
i might sound all bouncy but the fact is..m far from that..
I need therapy!
I need help!
and i need Dollar to help me with that!

but even after dropping subtle hints first,in-your-face demands later,my situation remains more or less the same!

Dollar has vehemently refused to enter anything that offers any scope of...well you know it girlfriends...SHOPPING!!(shhh..!)
:P

so this brings us to the weird syndrome of 'buy the first thing you see in a showroom'.
Dollar,sadly,is a victim!!

i know i know!
its horrific!!

but i need to ask,is it curable?(i doubt it!)

well,if u need to know,i'll quote u some examples..

Incident#1: me and dollar were just hangin out when he decided he wanted a new pair of shoes..
the mere thought of shopping lighted up my face..!! I wanted to take out a pen and paper..list down the showrooms we could go to..check out all the shoes in his price range(c'mon!) and then decide on one..

and then as soon as i was about to express all my excitement..he got curious,then frowned..then scowled!
MESSAGE: let me handle this!

sigh!:(

So we enter into a Woodland's outlet and well,just as we had entered,i realised (much to my dismay)that we shall not return empty handed..
Dollar zeroed in on a pair and well..thats about it!
On my insistence did he give as much as a second glance to another pair..(m sure just to be polite)..
and before i knew it..we were out..down on cash..high on kind!

well!
X-(

Incident#2: Then there was this time when I,finally,had to do some shopping...and well..to put it mildly..i'd say i love to try things on..even when m short on cash..even the ones i know i'll never buy(a little indulgence never killed anybody!!)

i had full plans to do that!
afterall,this time i WOULD buy somethin..

But well,Dollar suddenly gets all cranky just after i try my 5th dress on!

:O

way to go,dude..!!(quite literally)


Moral of the story: Avoid the men,shop alone!Better still..take the ladies along!
Like someone said..If men liked shopping,they'd call it research!!
:P